Thursday, 25 April 2013

Picture: True love never dies.

Hmmm all follow for kissing.

Top 10 drop out billionaires in the world.

Here are the list of world billionaires that dropped out of school and still made it in life.



1. Bill Gates

Just like Mark Zuckerberg, Bill Gates is also a student at Harvard University that decided to drop out of school in his desire to creating a company of his own, together with Paul Allen, knowing that their success was on the way with the successful release of the MITS Altair 8800, while working at Honeywell. The implementation of MITS only indicated that with the partnership in place, they could create their own systems and face the market with new offerings in mind. This was the time when Microsoft was created, with the promise of changing the face of computing for good. Due to his business, he was consistently named as one of the richest people in the world, even being the wealthiest for so many years since 1995.




2. Mark Zuckerberg

The name of Mark Zuckerberg is now associated with the world-famous social networking site, Facebook, although there are five of them that first discovered the site in Harvard. He is actually the current CEO and chairman of Facebook Inc, and his personal net worth of over $9.4 billion.  Continue......

Picture: Water Melon Lion


The only lion people are not scared of......

Kissing someone for one minute burns about 2 calories.



Kissing is fun, but is it good for you? More specifically, how many calories does it burn. Just like exercise, the number of calories you burn while kissing depends on the effort you put in.
Experts estimate that you burn between 1.5 and 2 calories per minute while kissing someone. If you want to burn more than that, put some passion in it.
Some tips for burning more calories: stand rather than sit while kissing, and watch your breath. If you're out of breath, you are burning more calories.
The Long Kiss Goodnight
A vigorous kiss that involves some petting could burn as many as 90 calories per hour, reports WomansDay.com, a figure that computes to 1.5 calories per minute. The IndiaTimes website suggests that kissing can burn 120 calories per hour, which amounts to 2 calories per minute. You probably won't drop pounds just by kissing, but it won't hurt either.


Wednesday, 24 April 2013

Comedy Central presents Basketmouth: Live at Parker's



Upping the comedy ante at this week’s edition of Comedy Central Presents… Live at Parker’s are “Griff” (@2TRILLION), Chris Mapane (@ChrisMapane) and Mel Jones (@IAmMelJones), who join Nigerian comedy superstar Basketmouth (@Basket_Mouth) at the stand-out stand-up gig. 

Bringing his own inimitable brand of comedy to legendary comedy venue Parker’s Comedy & Jive (@ParkersComedy), Basketmouth, aka. Bright Okpocha, is the leading light of the Nigerian comedy scene, making waves around the globe with his free-flowing storytelling and enthusiastic comedic performances. Basketmouth’s profile has never been higher, with huge demand for his comedy gigs both at home and internationally, including an upcoming tour of Europe in April 2013. When he’s not touring, you can regularly find Basketmouth presiding over the comedic chaos at MTV Base’s late night TV show, The Big Friday Show (MTV Base, DStv Channel 322), a joyous mash up of music, comedy, celebrities, pranks and news.

Tickets for Comedy Central Presents Basketmouth Live at Parker’s are available atwww.parkerscomedy.com, direct from Computicket, or at the door at Parker’s Comedy & Jive, Montecasino, priced R120. 

Comedy Central Presents BasketMouth Live at Parkers premieres on Comedy Central (DStv Channel 122) on Friday, 14 June 2013 at 20:55.

EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW WITH BASKETMOUTH ON YES MAGAZINE


The story of comedy in Nigeria can never be complete without a chapter deservedly devoted to Bright Okpocha aka Basketmouth , the Isiukwuato, Abia State born entertainment practitioner who is in his 30’s towers above many in his sector. 

One of the leading lights of comedy, the enormously blessed rib cracker flaunted his lovely family, good fortune and ever-rising fame in this unputdownable interview with YES International! Publisher/Editor-in-Chief, AZUH ARINZE. 



What is your definition of comedy? 

For me, comedy is a way of life. Comedy is the way I breathe, the way I think, because everything I do right now, the end product is what will make someone laugh. So, comedy is life, comedy is health and comedy at the same time is relaxing. 

What makes a good comedian? 

A good comedian is someone that can feed from his environment that can make a joke from even the saddest moment. A good comedian is someone that is very, very active with his timing, confident and feeds from his audience. This is the most important one – a good comedian is someone that can be extremely spontaneous on stage. You have to be able to free your mind, see the crowd. Most times they will tell you that when you get on stage, do not look at the crowd; but not in comedy. In comedy, you have to see your crowd and be able to pick things from them and create jokes on the spot. That’s what makes a good comedian, apart from the fact that you really need to be assessed by the appearance and not only the content and most people don’t understand that. A good comedian is someone that is funny, that is enlightened, intelligent, someone that is perceived to have class, because you cannot sell water in the champagne bottle neither can you champagne in the water bottle. You have to sell champagne in the champagne bottle and water in the water bottle. That is my own analogy. 

The newest hand bag for ladies from LV


You can order now to have yours.

Tuesday, 23 April 2013

Picture: Sleeping edition.


Sleeping on duty, LOL...........................

6 good qualities an aspiring wife should have.



Marriage is a very big step for any couple. Just like any serious undertaking, you must prepare for marriage before you go into it. Below are a few attributes that you must have if you’re to succeed in marriage:

 Patience

One of the key qualities that every partner in a marriage must have is patience. No two human beings can have a productive relationship without disagreements. It will not always be rosy and your patience with each other will keep you from hurting each other and going to the extreme when you’re angry. Also, children are bound to rub you the wrong way so you have to prepare yourself for provocation and figure out how to handle it when it comes. Continue reading.........

Video: Very interesting and funny advert from Saka for MTN

Very funny and interesting advert by Saka. His deal with Etisalat has ended and he has a new one with MTN, i guess you guys will love it.

Monday, 22 April 2013

Comedian Princess Marries!




Popular Nigerian comedienne and occasional actress Princess Damilola Adekoya is officially a married woman.
Adekoya and her lover Ade some moments ago today, Monday, April 22, 2013 made it official at the Federal Marriage Registry, Ikoyi, Lagos.
‘He’s a very quiet and private person, and someone who loves and understands what I do. He loves entertainment too, I won’t say more than that for now…‘, She said in an Interview.
The couple will still be having a traditional marriage ceremony slated for May 8, 2013. This will be preceded by her ’Shades of Comedy’ show coming up on Worker’s Day, May 1.
What else can we say but Congratulation and Wish you Happy Married Life. From XTREMELY 9JA.

9 Reasons Why Some Nigerian Ladies End Up Single For Life.


9 Reasons Why Some African Ladies End Up Single For Life


1. Many African ladies will end up singles for life because of media exposure- it is so disheartening how a lady will glue her eyes on a mobile phone from morning to night, only to raise it up to focus on television to watch another celebrity entertainment channel. Tell me, what else will dominate this lady’s mindset aside how to live a fake celebrity life being promoted on television channels?

2. Many African ladies now dislike cooking and home chores just because they had been totally brainwashed by movies showcasing men playing the role of women in a family, and due to excessive exposure to modern media that promotes gender-equality in a destructive way that’s aimed at destroying the unique African family setting that made our previous African marriages everlasting and envious to the westerns. Now, with this attitude, how do you expect a African man to desire to marry when he knows he is only buying more headache and trouble than helper for himself? Continue reading........

How to survive break ups?



I remember the feeling of being told that the person I was dating serious didn´t want to date me anymore. I remember the pain. It hurt so bad my stomach was sick. I didn´t want to get out of bed. I wanted to cry and cry.Continue........

New Music: Fuse ODG Feat. Wande Coal, Sarkodie & R2Bees – Antenna Afrobeats Remix:


Fuse ODG just seems to keep on finding ways to surpass himself with hit after hit.
After his massive “Azonto” featuring Itz Tiffany and both its viral and official videos, the UK Afrobeats act trumped its success with the bumping “Antenna”, its dance competition and a dance-filled music video whose version had Wyclef Jean on it.
Now, with a massive Afrobeats remix, Fuse ODG is here with Wande Coal, Sarkodie & R2Bees on a jumping new “Antenna” Click to Download!
Enjoy!



{EVENT} JUNGLE JUSTICE

JUNGLE JUSTICE at Terrakulture in V.I. Saturday 1st June 2013. Martinee 3pm (N3000) VIP Cocktail 6pm (N5000). Come see ur favorite Nollywood megastars LIVE!!! It's a comedy to end all comedies!!! Tickets also availlable at Venue. For enquiries call: 08133161183.

Funny Picture.


Sunday, 21 April 2013

Saturday, 20 April 2013

Basketmouth reacts to Boston Marathon Bombings!


"Those who tried to Terrorise Us failed bcos America has refused to be Terrorised"......Barak Obama


4 days after the Boston Marathon Bombings, the FBI and state Police in Boston have apprehended the 2 bombers; One dead and one seriously injured.\=D/

Just 4 days? that's unfair now!, they didn't set up a 26-man Committee? American Government didn't propose Amnesty/ retrain these bombers by sending them abroad? What happened to giving them and their backers state pardon?. Haba! How many people did they even kill sef?

Why did Obama go to visit the victims family without wearing a bullet proof vest? This OBAMA sef, he does not know how to govern or deal with terrorists! Pampering them is the way to go not "getting them". He did not even fix monthly allowance for other possible Bombers to cool their temper....Hmmmmm.=-?

America simply sent their Law Enforcement Agencies, paid with tax payers money and they did what they are paid and trained to do....bring the criminals to Justice! In just 4days.(y)

I think our Federal Government should set up a 'committee' to look into American Government to stop making 'Us' look like we don't know how to fight Terrorism>:/ .....enough is enough! HEHEHEHEHE!

How to identify an internet fraudster (Yahoo Boys).

If you’re going to improve your online vetting skills, you’re going to have to swap your human detection skills for those of the computer. These four relatively simple steps can help you learn to decipher people’s online profiles:

Continue reading after the cut........................

Picture: Checkout Charly boy's new hair style.

 This was his former hair style, find the new hairstyle after the cut, continue.....

2Face Idibia Feat. Sarkodie & Cabo Snoop – Dance Floor Remix.


 Honeymoon is over too soon and the legend himself is back to the business with the international remix of his hit single “Dance Floor” and right here he features Ghana’s Very Own Sarkodie and Angola’s Cabo Snoop. Get on the dance floor! Follow link after album art! 
The track was Produced by Femi ‘Femdouble’ Ojetunde, Olubunmi ‘G$ol’ Afolabi & DJ Willie O
Enjoy!

3 Weird Things That Kill Your Memory.


  1.  Herpes simplex virus 1 and 2 (HSV-1 and HSV-2), also known as Human herpes virus 1 and 2 (HHV-1 and -2).  - This virus could leave more than a cold sore. Herpes is linked to memory problems, finds new research in Neurology. In fact, people with the virus and similar chronic bacterial and viral infections were 26 percent more likely to score below standard on a memory test than those who were infection-free. Long-term infections redline your immune system and can damage the blood vessels leading to your brain, says study author Mira Katan, M.D., a neurologist at Columbia University Medical Center. The result: reduced mental power. While it’s still not clear how to counter the memory-squashing effects once and for all, working out and taking prescription antiviral treatments could limit the damage, Dr. Katan says. Herpes isn’t the only weird thing that whittles your memory away. If you’re feeling foggy, these two other unsuspecting factors could be to blame. Continue reading after the cut...................

Picture: Wetin dem dey fight for?


Friday, 19 April 2013

Lets have some fun.

Post your translations in your comments........................................

Julius Agwu holds autograph session for new book in London today

Julius Agwu, will have the opportunity to hang out and spend some quality time with him today April 19th in London as he holds autograph session for his new book, Jokes Apart, How Did I Get Here’. The autograph session and royal birthday party will hold at Hilton Hotel, 146 Pread St Paddington W2 1EE this evening. Be there!! The book is now available at Hub Media Store, the Palms Lekki Lagos, also available at Silverbird Media store Port Harcourt and leading book stores in Nigeria. 

Thursday, 18 April 2013

How to be a good comedian.

A group of researchers videotaped 20 adults as they recited jokes, then asked participants to recreate and photograph four facial expressions featured in their videos. While practicing, some people looked at photos of their attempts, and some rehearsed without any visual feedback. The results: The people who practiced with visual feedback were more spot-on with their impressions, while those who practiced blindly got worse.Continue reading after the cut....................

Hmmmmm, I rest my case see for your self.

LOL

WOW!!! So talented, this man should go for the grammies, nice voice


What do you guys think.................................

Photo: Is Atiku Giving Out Shoes?

If you want to have a free shoe by 2015, then all you need do is vote Atiku!........hehehehe.....

Audition Xtreme: Standup Nigeria auditions for comedians

Audition 4 Promising Comedians to perform at Comedy show is holding on the 14th & 15th of May 2013. Call 07055553000 for details. Forms are out now!!!

Basketmouth makes history again

When it comes to comedy in Africa,he is one of the forces to reckon with. Mr Bright Okpocha  aka Basketmouth Makes history again as he begins , Basketmouth Uncensored Live in Canada.Tour. The Tour dates are: Toronto:June 28th,Edmoton: June 29th and Calgary: June 30th. Big ups to naija finest!

AY to host 2013 African Movie Academy Awards



AY comedian will host this year's African Movie Academy Awards #AMAA2013 along side Ama K. Abebrese and Dakore Egbuson stated to hold on the 20th of April 2013

Police officers report theft from own station after thief steals tin of biscuits


Officers were so outraged when the snacks went missing from their control room kitchen they logged the theft as an official crime.

Details of the theft are unclear but it is thought officers suspected a colleague of taking the biscuit tin from the station at Heavitree Road in Exeter, Devon.
The crime at Devon and Cornwall Police's headquarters was logged on February 28, 2012 – and remains officially unsolved.

Wednesday, 17 April 2013

Photo: Guess the comedian that owns this mansion?

 This mansion belongs to AY Comedian,  located somewhere in Lekki Phase 1 Lagos. 2face Idibia is building a similar home next door. Just imagine two celebrities as neighbors, mmmmmm money good oooo. 
See another photo after the cut...

Sooo funny, lol

Hmmm, all follow for football sha